Message from Joy: Hullo, everyone. I hope you all had a nice Christmas. Be sure to take a good look at the home page, as I update little stuff pretty frequently. If you'd like to write an update like the ones on the right with the bullets, I'd be your new best friend! Doesn't that sound great? Well, I'd really appreciate it anyway. I'm sure you all get sick of my updates, so it'd be cool to get some other people to do it now and then. Have a happy new year! -JOY
Dec. 25 - Christmas
Jan. 2 - Beth's 16th b-day!
Jan. 11 - LOTR actors birthday bash @ Lake Sherwood..
Jan. 13 - Orli's birthday!!!
Jan. 17 - CFL Scottish Festival (ENTER THE HAGGIS!)
Jan. 28 - Elijah's birthday
Other Kook News:
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Kook News & Updates:
JANUARY 11 - DOM/ORLI/ELIJAH B-DAY BASH!!! Mark your calendars!! The Kooks are throwing their second annual birthday party for these phenomenal actors, which will take place after the morning service at Lake Sherwood somewhere in the parking lot. Bring some yummy snacks, party goodies, and what not. Don't forget a camera, if you've got one. See you there!!
-Joy, 1/05/04IMPORTANT CHANGE!! I've decided to no longer keep our personal pages, because they're a big pain to keep updated, and they just look sloppy to me. So... I've decided to do something a little different, which is just one big page for all of us, rather like Enter The Haggis' old website. In case you were wondering what that little survey was I sent you to fill out, this is what it was for. (I still need you Coulters to fill it out though! So get hoppin'!) Click here to check out the new page. So, to recap (as Evan Farmer says), from now on the "Meet us Kooks" link will go here, and no more personal pages. Sorry for all you guys that made really spiffy pages that you were oh-so proud of, but I think this had to be done. Please don't throw stuff at me.
Happy birthday, Beth!! Hope you have a swell day!
Our very own Donkey Annie has published her own account of the story of us kooks and how we all met. It is simply incredible, and funny enough to make your sides hurt. I urge you to check it out, and even write your own version of how we all became kooks!
WE HAVE CELTIC FEST PICTURES!!! Thanks to Erin, who's sent in her pictures of Enter The Haggis and us from the festival. Check them out here. She also managed to snap a picture of what Brian was thinking! Must have been a special camera or something.... More pictures of the festival will definitely be coming soon. If you have some, email them to Joy pronto!
::::IMPORTANT KOOK NEWS!!!::::: Sorry, Beth, (and all you other fiddler-lovers out there), but we have just received some important information that Brian has a girlfriend. :-( On an even sadder note, so does Trevor.
I have been sending lots of problems to Help! In the American Girl magazine, but they never put them in the magazine! My life is a wreck, because I never get any help *sniff*. I get really mad at American Girl Magazine, and start chewing the carpet (And I must mention carpet does not taste good), so now we need to get new carpet! How can you get American Girl to put your problem in the magazine? *Sob*. Help!
Dear Problem Girl *snicker snicker hee haw*
Whoa. When you signed your name "Problem Girl" you weren't kidding. You are without a doubt the lamest, loser-ish doofus I have ever had the misfortune to respond to. Reading other peoples idiotic problems makes me wonder why I couldn't have just been a bus driver or a mailman. But enough of my misfortunes, let's discuss yours.
I am puzzled, however, about the nature of your problem. Is it the fact that you are incapable of wording an interesting sentence? Or does the problem lie in that you are not getting any help from the oh-so prestigious Help!?
Assuming it's the latter, allow me to "help." The best way to get your letters into the AG magazine is simple: put a stamp on your letter before you mail it. But I must warn you, the AG "advice" column does nothing more than randomly splatter words onto a type writer. An AG advice response is rarely coherent let alone "help"-ful. Your best bet in getting advice is in writing to me, honey. I don't mince words.
Apropos to your carpet problem, I would recommend that you tile your house and buy some raw-hide dog bones. They're better for your teeth and they do wonders on your frustration.
I don't harbor any allusions that you are now "problem"-less. What can I say? Some people are born idiots. But for what it's worth, I do believe that you are a little better off than you were before I "help"-ed. As always, glad I "help,"
"Tell me about it!"
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