What makes a Kook?

Meet the Kooks:

So what makes a Kook? Is it their beautiful looks, or hilarious sense of humor, or their just downright coolness? Well, it's all of these things, plus lots more. Here are a few characteristics you just might find in a Kook:

• They're batty for Lord of the Rings
• They all have animal nicknames (as well as other weird ones)
• They have an enormous sense of humor
• Every now and then they shpazz uncontrollably
• They love Scotland, or all things British (and Irish!)
• They refer to the bathroom as the "loo", the elevator as a "lift", and an apartment as a "flat", and a sweater as a "jumper", etc., etc., etc.
• They believe that the color red is EVIL! (Unless it is on a tartan)

So if you think you meet up to most of these standards....

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A KOOK!

But...if you don't have an animal nickname yet, you need to get one!! And you can't just assign one to yourself, that's against Kook Law! Do you know what the world would be like if people just went around giving themselves nicknames! Why it'd be crazy! So...to keep that from happening, we have the Kook Nickname Board to give you your own personal animal nickname. So if you're interesting in getting a nickname, just notify one of our Kooks!